How the hell to talk to your matches

• Anticipate what they want based on clues from their photos and bio.

• What the heck to do when there's no bio. 

• How to create an initial message that is compelling enough to get a response.

• We’ll practice how to transition from the initial message into an engaging conversation with a focus on building chemistry. 

Getting off the app

• When do you ask them out? How do you ask them out? 

• How do you know when they’re actually interested in going out on a date and when they’re wasting your time?

• Why do you keep getting ghosted when you pop the question? 

I’m the secret-keeper of the female species and I'm just shady enough to sell you our inner workings.

Practice Makes Perfect

• At the beginning of the appointment you’ll be given an example profile that we’ll use to practice. 

• You’ll have the opportunity to try out your newfound skills in session as we’re working through the different stages of conversation. 

• If you’re a bit shy or overwhelmed, I'll guide you through it. I’ll be your Gandalf, Dumbledore, Rick, or Danny DeVito* - this is a choose-your-own-elderly-guide sort of situation. 

*Disclaimer: I am not elderly, male, nor Danny DeVito.

1 Hour - $119

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